Although admittedly, if you ask a couple of my closest friends, and I quote: “Dude. You are StarLord”. I am hardly going to complain about being compared to the cocky, sarcastic yet somehow-still-charming heroic pirate type character of what is undoubtedly the smash hit of the summer. If you have seen Guardians of the Galaxy, you clearly understand what I am talking about. If you have not seen Guardians of the Galaxy, I hate you. Fix it. Immediately. (No seriously, stop reading and go see it – I’ll wait.) Also please NOTE: There is one mini, pseudo spoiler at the bottom of this post.